Fuzzy Leaves.

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via fuckyeahloldemort)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via wigglesfangirl)

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(Source: spilled-weed, via broadwaaaydreamer)

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via broadwaaaydreamer)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via pizza)

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via broadwaaaydreamer)

silvertalionandhercats:

"Kitten you’re supposed to sit on the top shelf. That’s where the cushion is."

"That’s exactly why I’m NOT sitting there, foolish human."

(via getoutoftherecat)